Scritchlauphery

Having a scratchy, but soft beard.

Man his beard has gotten scritchlauphery lately!

by Yeahb May 17, 2016

Siri

Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator

Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All

by TheDictionaryGurl November 3, 2016

Siri

A virtual assistant on your phone that pops up every time you press the home button

I asked Siri how old she was and she lied:(

by Candycorn Sandwich April 23, 2017

shritalism

Movement created by Shrita, the Godess of mauritian adverbs. This movement firmly believes that olives are vegetables. Being always right is a condition in order to be called a shritalist.

Shritalism is coming!

by A shritafan July 6, 2017

Siri

A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.

Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?

by Wierdo9000 August 1, 2017

Shrit

A shrit has two hole, cause of the same logic as a straw has one hole.

Ethan: a shrit has four holes brian: no you dipshit It has just two holes

by Smart kid And kool kid June 6, 2018

Scritching

scratching itching

I got bit by so many mosquitoes I've been scritching my legs all damn day !!!

by LEESUH E. June 17, 2018