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She is the funniest person in the world. She is a great friend and can make anyone laugh. She is a badass and will do something bad if you mess with her. She is always there to help her friends and will always back them up. You don’t want to be on her bad side though because she will always get revenge. She can be a devil and angel if she has to.
Dude she’s Simriti!
Don’t mess with people like Simriti.
Simriti by 45788321346 August 7, 2018
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siriti • smriti • Shriti • sriti • Sritika • sirimiri • Spriting • Shritij • Shritik • simriti

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.
Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.

siririca 

the opposite of wank in portuguese. Mostly used for girls.
Ela bateu siririca pra si. She wanked herself
siririca by petroffvm June 20, 2006
the coolest indian girl you`ll ever meet; fun to be around; fucking hilarious; knows how to make you laugh in her own ways; makes stuff funny that really aren`t
word in her vocabulary yizzir, bother, golly g, holy guacamole, etc.
smriti by xAZNBBY546x March 21, 2005
The most annoying yet funny and cute girl you'll ever meat .The hot chick ,knows how to make boys drool for her.
And you can only dream of her being your girl
See the hottie over there she's Smriti
smriti by lucifer007 May 2, 2018

silitits 

Why look at her silitits. They look as though someone stuck a cantelope in there
silitits by photomik March 2, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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