Siri

A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.

Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?

by Wierdo9000 August 01, 2017

crack

Your butthole lol

The butthole that pushes out juicy goodness in the toilet Mm I can taste it already! Crack/buttcrack

by Wierdo9000 April 11, 2017

YouTube

My excuse to stare at my screen all day like a retarded piece of crap.

I will watch YouTube today. Now I'm dumb.

by Wierdo9000 July 11, 2017