Definitions by Wierdo9000

Siri 

A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.

Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?

Siri by Wierdo9000 August 1, 2017

YouTube 

My excuse to stare at my screen all day like a retarded piece of crap.

I will watch YouTube today. Now I'm dumb.

YouTube by Wierdo9000 July 12, 2017

crack 

Your butthole lol

The butthole that pushes out juicy goodness in the toilet Mm I can taste it already! Crack/buttcrack

crack by Wierdo9000 April 10, 2017