September 9 is national chicken schnitzel day where you get to yeet chicken schnitzel at your friends.
*Silence in classroom*
Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*
Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*
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If you think that September 28 is the 271st day of the year (272nd in leap years) only, then you're absolutely wrong and you need some educating so you're welcome in advance!
Anygay, on the 28th of September 2013 our beloved Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson got married. It's a holy date for the members of the Larry organization and especially for Harry himself since it's the only day he tops while he and Louis mutually respect each other. And no, those rumors floating around saying he tops every 28th of each month are far away from the truth and he'd very much appreciate if you stop spreading lies.
Anygay, on the 28th of September 2013 our beloved Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson got married. It's a holy date for the members of the Larry organization and especially for Harry himself since it's the only day he tops while he and Louis mutually respect each other. And no, those rumors floating around saying he tops every 28th of each month are far away from the truth and he'd very much appreciate if you stop spreading lies.
by Larrygotcockblocked March 28, 2019
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Emma- Hey Jacob it’s kiss your crush day
Jacob- oh he- (gets cut off by Emma kissing him or her)
Emma- Hey Jacob it’s kiss your crush day
Jacob- oh he- (gets cut off by Emma kissing him or her)
by late.space October 31, 2019
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the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”
by necrophiliacs November 2, 2019
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Get the September 29th mug.The movie on HBO with James Wood and David Spade about a window washer who finally finished cleaning the final window on the World Trade Center Buildings. The Window washer turns around and sees a plane heading right towards the building.
Window Washer: James Woods
Plane: David Spade
Window Washer: James Woods
Plane: David Spade
September 11 200Fun Script:
Produced by: Mr. Osama Bin Laden
Window Washer: I finally finished washing the windows
*Turns around and sees a plane*
Window Washer: OH, COME ON!
Produced by: Mr. Osama Bin Laden
Window Washer: I finally finished washing the windows
*Turns around and sees a plane*
Window Washer: OH, COME ON!
by Osama Bin Laden of 2001 May 2, 2009
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