When you’re in a social setting that commonly occurs (like a work meeting) and someone in a leadership position tells another lame ass joke—which results in the (known) cheesedick of the group to start laughing in an exaggerated fashion to demonstrate to their boss that they are ready for their next promotion. These well known social perps are also well versed in asking retarded questions at the end of the meeting to show their boss that they’ll will gladly use their mouths for other purposes, like playing the hairy bagpipes.
Casey: “hey I was out of office during the all hands meeting last week, anything I missed?”
Brian: “nope, your typical dog and pony bs presentation, along with Dan acting like the world’s biggest SHNOSHLER every time the boss told a joke.”
Casey: “Dan loves putting his shnoshler mouth all over anything if he knows it’ll get him promoted.”
Brian: “fucking shnoshler.”
Casey: “such a fucking shnoshler.”
Brian: “shnoshler city and Dan’s the mayor.”
Casey: “Dan aka the kielbasa shnoshla”
Brian: “ha! Good one!”
Casey: “thanks.”
Brian: “ok I’m gonna go document some stuff.”
Casey: “ok, I’m gonna go do everyone else’s job cuz everyone else is busy doing everything but their jobs.”
Brian: “haha”
Casey: “lolzeez”
Brian: “nope, your typical dog and pony bs presentation, along with Dan acting like the world’s biggest SHNOSHLER every time the boss told a joke.”
Casey: “Dan loves putting his shnoshler mouth all over anything if he knows it’ll get him promoted.”
Brian: “fucking shnoshler.”
Casey: “such a fucking shnoshler.”
Brian: “shnoshler city and Dan’s the mayor.”
Casey: “Dan aka the kielbasa shnoshla”
Brian: “ha! Good one!”
Casey: “thanks.”
Brian: “ok I’m gonna go document some stuff.”
Casey: “ok, I’m gonna go do everyone else’s job cuz everyone else is busy doing everything but their jobs.”
Brian: “haha”
Casey: “lolzeez”
by B055-H066 December 11, 2024
Get the shnoshler mug.by Speedbird-4525 January 8, 2025
Get the Shoshlang mug.by Eiffle towel March 6, 2025
Get the Shmostest mug.by LucidMakesVids January 21, 2026
Get the shooshtish mug.by Shostyong May 13, 2025
Get the Shosty mug.A delusional yet highly motivational state of mind where one sees themselves as a giga-chad, hyper-disciplined, unstoppable version of who they really are—usually triggered after 3 push-ups, one motivational video, or flexing in front of the bathroom mirror.
Bro was brushing his teeth and caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror—next thing I know, he’s got full-blown Saposyndrome and started meal-prepping beans at 3 a.m.
by MobDonkey May 23, 2025
Get the saposyndrome mug.Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.
This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!
by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025
Get the shopstacle course mug.