Chocolate Seagull

A seagull which has been stuffed and used as an anal dildo.

"Mum, where's my chocolate seagull."

by Salty Saultana January 17, 2009

Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

shegulling

The female version of seagull which requires a male pre load before firing. The sheguller often uses high storey buildings and preys on passers by below like a sniper. In comparison to the male version, accuracy is significantly inferior however if the target is hit the consequence can be devastating.

The friends were having a great night out on the town until someone shouted look out, unfortunate reflexes made them look up. This proved to be a bad mistake as local skank had randomly chosen them as her latest victim for her shegulling antics. The shell shocked group had to call it a night as they resembled victims of a pancake batter factory explosion!

by jaylow68 December 22, 2013

Kamikaze Seagull

The act of committing flatulence whilst in the shower alone.

Last night I gave myself a kamikaze seagull and nearly puked in the shower.

by THE Tiger Pipe May 5, 2010

mr seagull

Mr seagull is the imaginary friend of that one retarded girl in everyone's school

"hey Mr seagull" or "hello mr seagull can you please fetch me my potato"

by jamiecrack69 June 26, 2016

feed the seagulls

to go to the toilet, namely number 2. all sewerage goes out to sea, thats where the gulls live, hence feed the seagulls

man, i really need to go, FEED THE SEAGULLS

by FRUGSTAR June 4, 2007

the seagull

when are you bunch you're fingers up like a seagulls beak and finger a girls vaginal like a seagull trying to pick up a potato chip off a Sandy beach.

ya man the seagull was a tight fit but I pecked at her pussy and got her off in minutes

by bertyshore June 27, 2016