smart ass

an ass that has a higher than average intelligence.

one that exports money.

by Smart All Over October 4, 2003

Smart Car

A compact automobile manufactured by Mercedes-Benz. It has been available in Europe for several years and in Canada for a year or so, arriving in the U.S. as late as 2007. Its advantage to other cars is its incredible efficiency. With today's rising gas prices, a car that can give you 55 miles-per-gallon can certainly save you a lot of money. True, it isn't the best looking car in the world. However, in a certain amount of time, most S.U.V.'s and other large cars will be replaced by compact cars to save costs and maintain efficiency and practicality.

"The Smart Car has got to be the shittiest car I've ever seen."
"We don't all enjoy paying $200 just to fill up the tank."

by Hrach September 21, 2005

Smart Car

a very small, very ugly, four cylinder vehicle that is often consumed as food by Ford F-150s and Chevy Silverados

What was that? It sounded like a lawn mower starting up. Oh, my bad, it was a smart car.

by V16 April 12, 2009

Smart Mouths

A 'mature' podcast made by the creators of Mugglecast, Imprint and Hpprogs. It discusses topics/segments such as politics and world news, the Round-up, listener rebuttals (Back Wash), pop culture, WTF news and features several awesome segments such as Screw, Marry, Kill, the Hot Seat, Shit You Should Fucking Know and much more.

Awesome person 1: "You should totally submit some album art to Smart Mouths.'
Awesome person 2: "Oh Smart Mouths an epic podcast. What's the prize again for winner?"
Awesome person 1: "Well Andrew (the main-host) said that the person who hands in the chosen album-art will receive a blowjob from a host of their choice."

by LovelyleggsXX January 27, 2010

smart republican

an oxymoron all republicans are stupid

there is no such thing as a smart republican

by benb1523 April 25, 2005

Smart Person

Someone who is better than you at something you are good at.

<Marketer>Oh, Jimmy the computer guy? He's just a geek. But my boss Karen is *Super* smart.

<Christian>Jeremy is such a smart person! Give him any just about any religious quote, and he can tell you who said it and usually which book of the bible it came from!

<Scientist>Bob's a smart guy. His conclusions are always in line with the numbers and he seldom resorts to philosophical arguments to prove his points.

<Fashion snob>My auto mechanic is such an idiot. If he cleaned up the waiting room a bit, replaced some old furniture, and put some interesting things on the walls, he could double his business!
<Cooler mate>So why do you use him?
<Fashion snob>He's good with cars!

by jovanzi September 20, 2012

smart drugs

Prescription narcotic cognitive enhancing drugs taken in pill form or crushed and snorted. they are used to boost concentration and improve memory. Up to 25 per cent of American students are using them to help with studying and to improve grades. Many colleges and universities are questioning the ethical issues and risks associated with taking these drugs.

Adderall, modafinil and adrafinil are most common and are now as easy to obtain as a copy of “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

Students seeking a competitive edge on their finals will pop some smart drugs.

also known as: study buddies, brain steroids

by justcuze January 19, 2013