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spark-pod

An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.

An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.

A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.

An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.

A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.

i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.

Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.

The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.

Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.

That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
by Lil' Juan February 10, 2019
mugGet the spark-podmug.

Tide pods

The act of emptying a tide pod and refilling it with male semen. And then proceeding to shove it up a females ass
by Hitlersforeskin22 December 7, 2019
mugGet the Tide podsmug.

Wheelie Pod

I went to Texas and brought home my drunk husband in the wheelie pod
by CommieCan January 3, 2023
mugGet the Wheelie Podmug.

Air Pods

That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?
Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.

Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?
by Eh.. whatever.. February 14, 2019
mugGet the Air Podsmug.

Pod thot

Someone who will do anything for a pod or a hit of a juul
I’ll suck you dick if you give me a pod making me a pod thot
by Riloooooo March 9, 2019
mugGet the Pod thotmug.

Pee Pod

Wait up! I gotta hit up a pee pod!!
by Smafdaddy August 17, 2016
mugGet the Pee Podmug.

Nig Pod

The unfinished juul pod you discarded earlier in favor of a new pod, but must use as an alternative to purchasing another pack to temporarily sustain fiendish habit.
“ I found a nig pod on my floor, thank god
by Ppdnis December 24, 2018
mugGet the Nig Podmug.

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