Inchman

Inchman takes so long, since he's small. He runs faster and faster to get closer to murder you.

Dylan: Have you heard of Inchman?
Pablo: Yeah, he murdered me.
Dylan: I thought you were alive?
Pablo: Dylan, I've been dead for 5 years.
Dylan: Oh.
*stock laugh track*

by comet aljkdsfdgjlhjsdjh December 6, 2019

it just grew an inch

Said when a man is so turned on, his boner seems to be bigger then ever

Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth

Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.

by yummy-in-my-tummy November 6, 2009

eight inches

Pretty damn respectable length.

That dude's johnson must be eight inches long.

by Cory Chapman May 12, 2008

Itchy

nervous, moves twitch-like, anti-social

any prodigy

by Madalena December 4, 2003

Itchy Poop

The uncomfortable burn-itch feeling of the anus when you take a death-shit the morning after eating anything exceptionally spicy.

Tiffany's itchy poop made her limp around half the day after eating the 12 alarm Thai food the night before.

by Scorpidea August 10, 2009

2 inch punisher

The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.

His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when you haven't wiped your butt well after a bowel-movement.

Shouldn't need an example.

by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003