Convivial hatred

When two people are polite and friendly towards each other but actually detest each other.

Are you nuts? That was just a case of convivial hatred. She will now make it her mission that none of that stuff gets implemented!

by cantorjohn November 28, 2010

Your mom's hairdresser

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

by B Ronson July 27, 2008

hairdresser's car

Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.

Omg! I can't believe they've got an MX5. That is such a hairdresser's car...

by Karl January 18, 2004

Haireola

When a woman has hair growing from her areola.

"Wow Cheryl"!! "What is up with those haireola's?"

by C3 Dozono August 29, 2008

haire

a hairy ass bitch

damn she must be a haire wtf bro

by Dan123465 June 22, 2017

hired gun

Hired Gun is a freelancer, usually a freelance writer.

I'd rather write for myself, but my work as a hired gun pays the rent.

by HoneyB September 3, 2006