Crumpet sucker

A derogatory term used to describe the British, as they love their crumpets.

American: "Ah, here comes the crumpet sucker!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

crumpsie

Used to describe someone that looks cute when they are in a grump / bad mood

"Nadia is in a mood again this morning"
"yeah, she is sooo crumpsie though!"

by crumpsie June 13, 2022

Crump

A young individual that gets beaten by his father.

That guy is a crump.

by Proffessor itilect September 27, 2022

Crumbtuber

A YouTuber who makes often low-effort commentary videos that ride off the success/controversy of another, larger YouTuber's content, effectively scrounging the crumbs of clout that fall from the table of said larger content creator.

Did you hear about that big video on that controversial topic? A bunch of Crumbtubers came out of the woodworks to tell everyone what they thought on the video with random annoying gameplay footage in the background. Even then, they basically just replayed footage from the original and said nothing of substance in response.

by GarretBF February 4, 2023

Crump

A rather large crap. Can be used in any context.

Did you see that crump that Sheila took the other night? It was humongous

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Cramptés

In the same word group as "Quoicoubeh" and "Apagnan", a word that doesn't mean anything and that you use to confuse someone by making them say either "quoi" ("what" in french) or "hein" ("huh" in french), to which you answer by one of the two words mentionned before.
It is implied that the "cramptés" is something that you have. Some people theorise it is a disease, other people think it's some kind of shoes or clothing.

"You got the cramptés?
- Quoi?
- QUOICOUBEH!"

by UltraFicus August 24, 2023

Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 27, 2013