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cherokee christian schools 

a fucked up establishment full of rich, preppy, right winged conservative students. Homophobia runs rampant and not a bud of weed in sight.
FUck god
-any atheist attending cherokee christian schools

Christian Sex 

Christian Sex: No blowjobs, no pussy eating,no ass eating, no positions, no facials, no costumes,no lesbians and no threesomes. You can only give it to her in the vagina and there's no condom or pills involved so you will most likely get her knocked up.
"Man,Christian Sex is so fucking boring." No wonder why priest are always molesting altar boys and cults committing suicide.
Christian Sex by topmountain February 28, 2011

Christian Science Reading Room 

Bob spent a good deal of time in the christian science reading room after eating that bad shellfish.

Delaware County Christian School 

Place where a bright young student is broken repeatedly. Resistance is futile. Jesus will win your soul.
Delaware County Christian school taught me how to hate myself more affectively.

Florida Christian School (FCS) 

PART 3
The faculty was well you know "Very Christian" they live their God Worshiped lives throughout the week and later on the weekend they're like lets get drunk and party. Far worse than the fellow students. Every person at the school has their favorites. You have the deens horvering the school frightening fellow students handing out demerits and referals, mostly to the students they dislike, or hate.
The uniform wasn't a big deal, you'd have to abide with the rules. Yet, they have so many "no uniform" days were you don't have to wear the uniform, I wonder where that money goes to... Also one thing that was absolutely ridiculous was the school jacket. If it gets that cold a student should be able to wear their own jackets, not the school jacket! Plus they never have those jackets in stock and if they do, its the completely oversized ones.

continued in part 4...
Florida Christian School (FCS) is a dump.

Christian Slater 

The antichrist. The messiah. God's greatest and worst gift to man. Known to have over 6 split personalities. Also known to carry on sexual relationships with animals, most preferably Wolves.
Christian Slater just fucked a wolf. But which Christian Slater?