calgon

calgon is a dishwasher compound which uses a funny commercial script..those are the most idiotic commercials of the world i guess..

You pay more tocalgon than repairing your washingmachine.So there is no point of using that.,

by benkiser December 28, 2005

calob

beccas man:)

i love you calob

by becca XD January 21, 2010

zero calorie dinner

something only carnivorous meat eaters suffer from (compared to vegans and maybe some forms of stricter vegetarians). Believed to be caused by the high animal fat and cholesterol shock on the body when too much meat is taken into a herbivore's (e.g. human) body.

Man i knew i shouldn't have eaten that #1 at McDonalds after not eating meat for a week. even without the milkshake it was a zero calorie dinner

Although Tom had a zero calorie dinner from chili's, when his blood was taken 20 mins later he still had fat stuck to the test tube like elmers glue from all the animal meat he had eaten.

by GO DJ HaKa September 14, 2011

calories

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

by Organ Donor August 20, 2003

2000 calories

To do 2 steps one burn 400 Calories then to have sex with the girlfriend and boyfriend.

1. see 400 calories
2. i lost 2000 calories with my girlfriend

by JKC2.CRUNK January 12, 2009

calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.

Woah! Calorific man!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Calorific

Sjgrhlsriknostrilgfherkgfkj (proper); compliment reguarding one's eatability of Twinkies. This also includes trees made entirely out of sugar wheat. Dr. Pepper is the best doctor ever. Will you be my friend? Yes. Foot. Gilbert is a funny name. The letter j.

Good evening, you look rather calorific today.
Giant ice cream cone made of chalk.
Refigerator.
Bracket
blue word

by Jack the Ripper and friends. October 7, 2008