Calvon

A quick witted nice guy with a sarcastic personality. Usually adventurous and will give u honesty even if your not ready for it.

"Why is Calvon such a nice guy?"

by Novlacnos December 19, 2016

Calvon

A stupid person
Very uneducated
Has a problem seeing the obvious
Very big n00b towards computers

Note: Cal is short for Calvon

"Damn Cal you sure are one lame fucka, RAM can't leak."

"Damn Cal don't you see that just a load."

by J Dawg February 28, 2004

Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat

guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain

by slushybear January 14, 2010