A hormone released by the thyroid gland in response to an increase of calcium within the blood. Calcitonin takes up the excess calcium and deposits it into bones,teeth.

Dude, i got diagnosed with osteoperosis! Ive got an imbalance of PTH and calcitonin.

calcitonin by PersianLord786 October 18, 2013

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Calfosito

The perfect lesbian hippy couple. Well…. One isn’t a lesbian and the other isn’t a hippy.

Let’s go hang out with the Calfosito, just walk into their place!

Calfosito by Murph Man with a Plan June 19, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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