assfez

A term used to call someone an idiot. Usually used lightheartedly without intending offense.

1. Oh Alicia, you're such an assfez!

2. *glaring at Alicia* ASSFEZ!

by mr_microphone October 1, 2004

Assberry

A berry that has the distinct shape of the human buttocks.

look, i found an assberry in this box of strawberries!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

assed-up

Excited to the point of distraction.

Heather got so assed-up in the meeting that she broke a nail.

by Thuggery September 20, 2005

Dumb-Assbergers

Someone who acts like they have Asberger's syndrome (i.e., socially inept) but is not so smart.

Their kid is totally weird but he takes the short bus to school...he must have Dumb-assbergers.

by eddddddddddddddddd December 23, 2008

assed

When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!

by you July 22, 2004

Power Assed

- To unintentionaly break a car window with your ass leding to and or resultiong in replacing of said glass.

Did you see those kids driving by blasting vengaboys? That kid just power assed the windshield!

by Dan Mack April 20, 2007

assenility

When a senile person is also an asshole.

That guy in front of me, driving the Buick, has had his turn signal on for 50 miles. Cleary, he's suffering from assenility.

by echolaliababy March 20, 2011