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dicksaster 

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011
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Dickshelf 

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.
I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.
Dickshelf by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

Dicksphyxiation

The process by which an individual succumbs to death by suffocation due to the repeated penetration of the oral cavity; by way of the penis or any other phallic representation.
It's not suffocation if she died with a dick in her mouth...it's dicksphyxiation!

Dicksmashed 

The act of getting fucking housed
Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.
Dicksmashed by Jo W July 30, 2013

dickswob 

Someone who acts like a cunt in a male form.
"Donald trump is such a dickswob."
dickswob by Ryleeboobs April 15, 2017

dickscovery 

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.
Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.
dickscovery by Tankwad November 8, 2017

Dickslexic 

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.
Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.
Dickslexic by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020