A stupid naïve manwhore who has just discovered fashion and has longish shaggy hair, wear an over sized beanie that looks like a giant's scrotum warmer, cardigan, perhaps a multicoloured if they are feeling a bit daring; stretched across their skinny chests are the 16 pound t-shirts with multicoloured prints, legs are covered with some spray-on jeans and to finish it all off, some pointy plimsolls, which appear to be the latest Topman orgasm.
Peeping inbetween the plimsolls and skinny jeans are colourful socks, with childish designs on them that cost the fucking Earth.
Their jeans are pulled so low so that we are able to "admire" their Topman boxers and all can see. Some topman whores even bend down to flaunt their boxers. Oh so pathetic.
To keep warm, the average topman whore wears one of the 20 pound hoodies Topman offers in a selection of colours with pretty designs in the hood. Of course, every topman whore has every colour and so Topman whores have to check with their Topman whore companions as to which colour they should wear that day, as not to appear unoriginal.
Peeping inbetween the plimsolls and skinny jeans are colourful socks, with childish designs on them that cost the fucking Earth.
Their jeans are pulled so low so that we are able to "admire" their Topman boxers and all can see. Some topman whores even bend down to flaunt their boxers. Oh so pathetic.
To keep warm, the average topman whore wears one of the 20 pound hoodies Topman offers in a selection of colours with pretty designs in the hood. Of course, every topman whore has every colour and so Topman whores have to check with their Topman whore companions as to which colour they should wear that day, as not to appear unoriginal.
*2 Friends browsing in Topman*
Friend A: Oh wow, these are actually reasonably priced! That's a first for Topman.
Friend B: Hm these colours look pretty good together.
Friend A: Fuck it, I'll get 2 and save the rest of my money.
*looks for Medium*
Friend A: WTF they are all L, XL or XXL?!! Where are the other sizes?
Friend B: Looks like the Topman whores got there before.
*Both friends turn round and give evils at the Topman whores at the entrance, identically dressed*
Both: Grrr
Friend A: Oh wow, these are actually reasonably priced! That's a first for Topman.
Friend B: Hm these colours look pretty good together.
Friend A: Fuck it, I'll get 2 and save the rest of my money.
*looks for Medium*
Friend A: WTF they are all L, XL or XXL?!! Where are the other sizes?
Friend B: Looks like the Topman whores got there before.
*Both friends turn round and give evils at the Topman whores at the entrance, identically dressed*
Both: Grrr
by Indigolynx October 27, 2008
Get the Topman Whore mug.The art of whoring the Banshee vehicle in Halo multiplayer. Usually banshee whoring is used in an attempt to combat attacks from ground vehicles such as the warthog and ghost.
Usually, this tactic is used to counter the highly popular, and fucking hilarious, roadkill tactic, and in team games is often used as a form of vehicular manslaughter.
Unfortunately for the BW'ers, the Banshee sucks total ass, and is an easy target for the Warthog's rear-mounted minigun.
Usually, this tactic is used to counter the highly popular, and fucking hilarious, roadkill tactic, and in team games is often used as a form of vehicular manslaughter.
Unfortunately for the BW'ers, the Banshee sucks total ass, and is an easy target for the Warthog's rear-mounted minigun.
t3h_sniper: "hahahaha i iz got banshe try roadkill now biatch!"
DataLord: "suck minigun, fucktard!"
t3h_sniper got wasted.
Kouen: "banshee whoring. what a newblet."
DataLord: "suck minigun, fucktard!"
t3h_sniper got wasted.
Kouen: "banshee whoring. what a newblet."
by Kouen June 12, 2006
Get the Banshee Whoring mug.The kind of arsehole you find in your Modern Studies class who is purposely there to piss you off. The kind that argues just so his views seem superior, the kind that makes up figures just so he looks cool... even tho we know he's a douche bag.
Symptoms include:
Middle Class Syndrome
Ignorance
Arrogant
General Retardedness
Symptoms include:
Middle Class Syndrome
Ignorance
Arrogant
General Retardedness
Wow, K just told a whole load of bullshit figures, went off tangent and completely killed anyone who was interested in the Politics of Kenya (no one). What a Political Whore...
by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007
Get the Political whore mug.Most "Diesel Whores" are simply whores. But if you are lucky enough you will meet a classy Diesel Whore. Chances are she is tan, cute, blone and from Kentucky. She is probably a sweet heart that just happens to love country boys that drive trucks. She's a fan of Powerstrokes. BIG TRUCKS. Little nugget trucks don't cut it. Lifted trucks are good. Trucks with mud on them are a plus.
Dude the other night I took that cute blonde out. She thought I was fucking hot and she loved my truck. What a diesel whore. But shes cute so it's all good.
by BlondeTanTruckLover December 17, 2011
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Get the Bar Whore mug.Is someone who has one (or more) Allergy/ies and is always bitching about it, so that they, and the people around them, can't enjoy their time at all.
It's a subdivision of attention whores.
"Oh I can't hug any of you because you all ate from that Nutcake and I'm allergic to nuts"
It's a subdivision of attention whores.
"Oh I can't hug any of you because you all ate from that Nutcake and I'm allergic to nuts"
We couldn't enjoy the picnic because Laura was bitching about her allergies all the time; She was acting like such an allergy whore.
by ElMaxo February 16, 2010
Get the allergy whore mug.Noun. A phrase to describe one who travels to different countries just to hook up with people they don't know. A travel whore, in most cases, does not hook up with people in their area because they are too afraid of having to come into contact with that person on a daily basis, and it being an awkward confrontation.
"Hey dude, who's the hot redhead? I'd totally hit that"
"Nah dude, don't. I heard she was a total travel whore"
"Oh.. I'll just hit her up on facebook then!"
"Nah dude, don't. I heard she was a total travel whore"
"Oh.. I'll just hit her up on facebook then!"
by Ci&Bri July 26, 2009
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