Meet Jesus 

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

Meet Jesus by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

Pulled off a jesus 

when some one dies and then comes back to life again.

ken: Sweet Lord! Devon pulled off a jesus!

kathy: He died two months ago! THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!

Pulled off a jesus by deadleet May 15, 2009

doing a jesus 

when you are failing at something and come back and win

we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!

doing a jesus by Octosc June 5, 2018

mini ranga jesus 

fucking life

praise mini ranga jesus

mini ranga jesus by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019

The Full Jesus 

When a tan or latino man comes onto a woman by exposing his holy trinity: butthole, penis and testicle sack.

I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.

The Full Jesus by juliush6969 May 19, 2020

guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.

It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

guns and Jesus candidate by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

fuck my ass cause i love jesus 

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.

I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.

fuck my ass cause i love jesus by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017