Mr. Bean 

Mr. Bean likes beans --> Everyone likes beans --> Everyone likes Mr. Bean

-Hey, who are you?
-Ahjhrkiolnheu (Mr. Bean, i mean "pottao" in english)

Mr. Bean by ditt ekte navn February 10, 2022

mx. bean 

the third iteration of bean. they became this after transitioning from man to woman in the episode "here comes mrs. bean", and then finally settling to becoming nonbinary in the episode "where's the wrench, mx. bean?"

nonetheless, mx. bean is the same bean, portrayed by the same man.

mx. bean: ohh teddy
Heinz Original Beans in Tomato Sauce, 398mL: MAN! This is some good television!

mx. bean by elsqued December 13, 2024

the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

the beans are talkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Beansworth 

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.

Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*

Beansworth by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012

beanbat 

When you don’t listen to DGR and you look up a word anyways

What is a Beanbat? Don’t look it up -DGRDave, 2020

beanbat by CPyro516 October 20, 2020

Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other

Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans

Bro beans by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

hitting beans 

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.

"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."

hitting beans by basedmarimo March 30, 2021