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To treat someone nicely while secretly screwing them over.
The employees in that store were so nice but they gave me the wrong item. They pulled a Wilkins on me.
Wilkins by Smackdown August 22, 2014
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To screw something up royally, such as break or crash an expensive piece of equipment.

Often used in 'pull a wilkie', a common phrase meaning to crash or break something.

Also note, 'wilkied': An item that is broken, often because someone 'pulled a wilkie',

Commonly used when talking about expensive pieces of equipment.
'Next time you fly the drone, make sure you don't pull a wilkie. We can't afford to replace another.'
'Sorry your new drone got broken, Ryan was flying it and now it's wilkied.'
Wilkie by QuizMaster57 June 26, 2016

Wilkoism 

To make a foolish mistake. Commonly a idiotic mistake made when not paying attention and talking too much.
Oh man i just rebooted the wrong server, what a wilkoism.
Wilkoism by Ops team December 15, 2008
One who enjoys a warm glass of water accompanied by a peeled apple and a piece of white bread without the crusts.
wow that was totally a wilkish meal that creepy guy was eating
Wilkish by elpockemono December 3, 2009

Wilkey juice

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town Tyrone, GA.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Wilkey.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Wilkey pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Wilkey Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Wilkey and get that Juice.
When you Suck a womans Tits and Milk comes out.
I was licking your mums tits until a wilkner happened.
wilkner by Susan Wilkner March 8, 2015