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Urbandictionary 

1. The place where people who got banned from Wikipedia go and post factually-wrong information to make them feel smart and superior. You may feel smart on this website, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a fat, turnip-faced failure in real-life.

2. A site with even more shameless attention whoring than Myspace and Facebook combined.

3. Quite possibly the biggest collection of retards and losers only rivaled by GameFAQs. Where every glaring stereotype of Internet message board posters can be found in all their moronic, 13-year old glory.

4. Edited by a bunch of dense-as-lead 40-year old deadbeats who have no idea about anything regarding slang terms, and just signed up so they could feel powerful online over a bunch of whiny tweens. They sometimes reject publishing names, but keep all the blatantly racist and factually-wrong entries. I can find at least a dozen racist entries under the "newest" tab a day. Great job, editards!

5. The toilet of the Internet. If only the webmaster would just flush it already.
There needs to be a disclaimer on Urbandictionary's frontpage warning about the IQ-decreasing effects that the content of this site contains.
Urbandictionary by radium November 1, 2006

https:/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=https%3A%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2F 

when you're so bored that you take link of the main page, then search it, then take that link and search it.
"I searched https:/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=https%3A%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2F in the urban dictionary"

"get a life"

urbandictionaryalese 

Words made up by loser, loner internet geeks for a mildly popular web-site called 'Urban Dictionary' in a vain attempt to seem witty or clever. It hardly ever works.

(Kinda like this)
Loser: Happy Amazonukkah!

Friend: What the hell is that? Some kind of made up word?

Loser: Yeah! It's urbandictionaryalese, don't you speak it?
urbandictionaryalese by RPAIN December 30, 2009

urbandictionary 

1. A website where douchebags come to when they are bored and post completely useless definitions. Most of the definitions they post have to do with sex/sexual acts. Definitions for words like blockhead, dentist, and other words that have nothing to do with sex.

2. Don't mistake these idiots with the people who post real definitions that actually help/inform people in some way.
Idiot: "Heh heh heh I know what blockhead means and it be naughty." >=D "Ima post it on urbandictionary."

Normal Person: "...People like you are a waste of our precious, precious oxygen."

UrbanDictionaryTube

Strange videos on Urban Dictionary that claim to be related to the term one searched for, but in actuality have no discernible connection to the search term.
X: I searched for "That's What BP Said" on UD and I got a video about a porcupine fish.
Y: Yeah, that's just UrbanDictionaryTube. You'll stop paying attention to it after the third time.
UrbanDictionaryTube by Hamfry December 3, 2011

urbandictional denial

The feeling you have when you're denied from posting a word to urban dictionary multiple times in a row.
"I hate this feeling of urbandictional denial, I feel like I'll never get a word published."