Hamfry's definitions

Grind the wheat

Said when proving someone wrong. Often accompanied by hitting the bottom of your fist against your open palm.

Grind the wheat, grind the wheat. Make the bread, make the bread.

by Hamfry May 26, 2009

Chick-fil-Anges

The greasy fingers one gets after eating at Chick-fil-A.

X: Hey, let me play with your i4.
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!

by Hamfry December 8, 2010

That's What BP Said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!

by Hamfry June 11, 2010

i4

Abbr. iPhone 4

X: Dude, I took a picture of my wang on my new i4!
Y: Oh, God! Why would you show-- wow, that 5-megapixel camera is really sharp.

by Hamfry July 8, 2010

Insext

The act of sexting a close relative. Derived from the word "incest"

X: (Sends sext) Who's your daddy, baby?
Y: Dad, I told you to quit it with the insext. It's kinda gross.

X: I heard that Joe got arrested for insext with his 17-year-old niece.
Y: What a mess.
Z: That's what BP said!

by Hamfry September 13, 2011

Skill Warrior

One who claims to be amazing at video games. What takes you ten tries to complete takes him one.

X: Man, level 10 is really tough. I spent all night trying to beat it.
Y: LOL, I finished that one on the first try.
X: Nice, Skill Warrior.

by Hamfry July 8, 2012

UrbanDictionaryTube

Strange videos on Urban Dictionary that claim to be related to the term one searched for, but in actuality have no discernible connection to the search term.

X: I searched for "That's What BP Said" on UD and I got a video about a porcupine fish.
Y: Yeah, that's just UrbanDictionaryTube. You'll stop paying attention to it after the third time.

by Hamfry December 3, 2011