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i4

Abbr. iPhone 4
X: Dude, I took a picture of my wang on my new i4!
Y: Oh, God! Why would you show-- wow, that 5-megapixel camera is really sharp.
by Hamfry July 8, 2010
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Editorsbane

A common herb that grows in Internet-connected areas. When ground up and mixed with water, it posts a definition on Urban Dictionary about someone's best friend, ex-lover, or classmate. Exposure to Editorsbane is fatal to Urban Dictionary editors, and is responsible for 1,356,812 documented deaths.
X: Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, (silence)...

Y: Where did Mike go?

Z: Oh noes, he must have been exposed to Editorsbane! I told him not to be a hero, but just kept on reviewing definitions.

Y: That makes 1,356,813...
by Hamfry July 28, 2011
mugGet the Editorsbanemug.

Grind the wheat

Said when proving someone wrong. Often accompanied by hitting the bottom of your fist against your open palm.
Grind the wheat, grind the wheat. Make the bread, make the bread.
by Hamfry May 26, 2009
mugGet the Grind the wheatmug.

Insext

The act of sexting a close relative. Derived from the word "incest"
X: (Sends sext) Who's your daddy, baby?
Y: Dad, I told you to quit it with the insext. It's kinda gross.

X: I heard that Joe got arrested for insext with his 17-year-old niece.
Y: What a mess.
Z: That's what BP said!
by Hamfry September 13, 2011
mugGet the Insextmug.

Skill Warrior

One who claims to be amazing at video games. What takes you ten tries to complete takes him one.
X: Man, level 10 is really tough. I spent all night trying to beat it.
Y: LOL, I finished that one on the first try.
X: Nice, Skill Warrior.
by Hamfry July 8, 2012
mugGet the Skill Warriormug.

UrbanDictionaryTube

Strange videos on Urban Dictionary that claim to be related to the term one searched for, but in actuality have no discernible connection to the search term.
X: I searched for "That's What BP Said" on UD and I got a video about a porcupine fish.
Y: Yeah, that's just UrbanDictionaryTube. You'll stop paying attention to it after the third time.
by Hamfry December 3, 2011
mugGet the UrbanDictionaryTubemug.

Chick-fil-Anges

The greasy fingers one gets after eating at Chick-fil-A.
X: Hey, let me play with your i4.
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!
by Hamfry December 8, 2010
mugGet the Chick-fil-Angesmug.

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