Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.

"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"

by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021

Phalange

Phalange is the upper class synonym of bussin.
What you would say if something was really good.

tay- i didnt know yo mama could cook this good!

jj- yea her food is so phalange

by frasey July 25, 2021

paralussy

yo girls pussy if shes paralyzed.

Dayum baby lemme eat that paralussy tonight..

by cmay314 August 27, 2022

Paralysed Twat

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce

He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy

by nutslover56 January 5, 2023

Paralyze Alliance

stupid ass team of shitty ass Fortnite players
now goes by eviction.

"Didn't eviction have an old name that started with P?"
"Yeah I think it was Paralyze Alliance or something."
"What? that is wild fr!"

by windynfa June 5, 2023

The Paralyzing Hold

A move used in BDSM pornographic videos, B-list horror movies, and sometimes other cases involving a hostage. The hold renders the victim completely immobile and helpless. She (it's always a she) will make little or no attempt to break free and will allow herself to be bound, killed, or led around by the captor.

The patient was fucked by the doctor after he used The Paralyzing Hold on her.

The serial killer used The Paralyzing Hold on the female teenager to easily kill her.

The hostage, as she was subdued by The Paralyzing Hold, watched helplessly as her captor fired at the hero.

by shlacka January 3, 2011

Pavement Paralysis

The inability to walk along the street without prevention

By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!

by Littlespud October 6, 2011