stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
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Inflected Form(s): heringiling, heringilitis, heringiler, heringilit, heringila, heringilo, heringiled, heringily, heringilest, heringilor, heringilik, heringilish, heringilent, heringilive, heringilot, heringile, heringilese, heringilage, heringilious, heringilid...
1)A word Falbbergong made up to confuse and piss people off because they don't know what it means and they feel stupid.
It's usually a substitute for words you don't want to get into trouble for, but it's used for anything.
2)?(whatever you want it to mean)
1)A word Falbbergong made up to confuse and piss people off because they don't know what it means and they feel stupid.
It's usually a substitute for words you don't want to get into trouble for, but it's used for anything.
2)?(whatever you want it to mean)
1)-Hey teacher, my herinigil is hurting, can you come see and feel if it's supposed to be this way.
2)-I think I have heringilitis.
3)-Did you see that boys' heringil?
4)-Did you see that girls heringil?
5)-Hey Pete, when did you get your arm amputated?
-Wow, man I dunno... that was like, heringils ago.
6)-Heringils are so heringil man. I don't heringil this at heringil all. Herinigil!
-Heringil off heringil! You'll find some attractive heringils to have heringil with.
7)-My sons name is Heringil.
8)-That guys mom is heringilious.
9)-You wanna go get heringil with me? It's not that strong, but it'll get you heringil.
2)-I think I have heringilitis.
3)-Did you see that boys' heringil?
4)-Did you see that girls heringil?
5)-Hey Pete, when did you get your arm amputated?
-Wow, man I dunno... that was like, heringils ago.
6)-Heringils are so heringil man. I don't heringil this at heringil all. Herinigil!
-Heringil off heringil! You'll find some attractive heringils to have heringil with.
7)-My sons name is Heringil.
8)-That guys mom is heringilious.
9)-You wanna go get heringil with me? It's not that strong, but it'll get you heringil.
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