sausage cob 

When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks

My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me

sausage cob by Leedle feey May 6, 2017

Porn on the Cob 

Sexually transmitted disease where small pus-filled sacs start growing around your penis in organized rows, making it look like corn on the cob.

Bitches be chewin on my dick like its porn on the cob

Porn on the Cob by zRexxz June 24, 2018

j-on-the-cob 

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob

"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"

j-on-the-cob by ashleymarie May 14, 2008

Canadian Corn Cob 

A sex move
When a corn cob is shoved into the vaginal pipe and left to marinate overnight. It is then removed and fried in a pan, leaving a crispy brown coating from the caramelised juices. You then get the corn cob whilst hot, and give it a fresh dip into the pipe, covering it in the special sauce and burning the chick at the same time

I gave this chick the canadian corn cob last night and she was SOOO pissed when i burtn her pipe

Canadian Corn Cob by moot moot moot tom June 2, 2011

Corn on the cob 

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

Corn on the cob by Qport November 20, 2015

j-on-the-cob 

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob

"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"

j-on-the-cob by ashleymarie May 14, 2008

chicken corn cob gravy 

Yummy, gooey, snozberry based soup.

Yeah doggy, get me some of that chicken corn cob gravy!

chicken corn cob gravy by milmar August 8, 2003