dirty bryan

A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.

Laurance gave Miffy a nice, full dirty bryan the other night.

by James Milhowse January 11, 2009

Lane Bryant Caddy

The poor husbands and boyfriends that have to follow thier wives/gfs around the mall, hauling endless amounts of bags, sometimes aided by a stroller.

Friend: Yo, B, wanna hit the links today?
LBC: Nah Brah, wifey-poo says panties are on sale 5 for $25, so I'm stuck being a Lane Bryant Caddy today.
Friend: Thas Crazy!

by ScotttheBee March 8, 2010

Bryansgate

Best neighbourhood in Trinidad

Girl: Where do you live?

Boy: Bryansgate

Girl: Wow!! Ur soo lucky!!!

by lethargyicon2010 April 24, 2010

Bryann Derp

noun, "Bryann Derp," referring to the type of derp one places; The action of 'Bryann' being 'derp,' also the act of derping in the style of Bryann.

Jeanie: "Hey what is her problem? She looks confused."
Freddy: "Oh don't mind her, she's just pulling a Bryann Derp."

by DefinerOfAllThatExists October 4, 2011

bryand

The most handsome and lovable person ever

That kid over there is caring like Bryand

by The_correctioner July 20, 2016

bryanna thompson

Girl that is called sniffles that sniffs alot but is super chill, cute and chill as fuck.

Person 1: wow do I here sniffles.
Person 2: Yeah Bryanna Thompson is so hot

by Mjms717 January 1, 2017

Bryanitis

Bryanitis- A new recently discovered disease that affects the mental state this disease has no cure has a death rate of 100% patient zero is know as Bryan Perez

Side effects : fucking your cousin, urge to fuck guys, retardness

I need a hospital I have the bryanitis

Have you guys heard of bryanitis that shits deadly

I’m tryna fuck my cousin oh shit I think I have a bad case of the bryanitis

by Bryanitis June 9, 2018