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Russel Brand 

An British comedian who is so British that he sounds like an American with a bad British accent.
You: "Have you ever heard that guy, Russel Brand?"
Friend: "No"
You: "Oh, He's this british comedian that is so British he sounds like an American with a bad British accent"
Friend: "What"
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Ass Brand 

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.
She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!
Ass Brand by JoJo July 20, 2004

lucky brand jeans 

A cool store found in local malls that carries unique clothing. With a pricetag slightly higher than Abercrombie the store can be labeled overpriced. Their main consumer base consists of middle class suburban kids.
Girl #1: OMG, these Lucky Brand Jeans clothes cost too much. I'm not spending 120 bucks!

Girl #2: Wow, that's wicked expensive. Let's buy jeans at AE.
lucky brand jeans by 108938932 September 4, 2006

Cold Brand

To scar the skin using a metal instrument and a freezing substance, such as liquid nitrogen or a solution of alcohol and dry ice. The skin affected turns a bright white, as do the hairs which grow back in the area branded.

The ritual is less painful during the actual procedure, when compared to the norm of heated iron branding. The skin touched however, goes through a longer recovery and slight more pain after it is done.

It is also commonly referred to as a 'freeze brand', and is less practiced than it's heated cousin. Therefore, it will be harder to find someone who is willing to work on you.
"So I heard you got a cold brand. Did it hurt?"

"It's a little sore now, but it wasn't that bad when the guy was doing it."

"Where can you get them done?"

"Well you can ask around the tattoo parlors or you can buy the supplies yourself. It's not very hard."
Cold Brand by MissMotionless April 24, 2010

Home Brand

The cheap ass 2 dollar brand found at supermarkets that taste bad but people continue to buy becuase its 50 cents cheaper than the good brand.
I just made my own coke with all Home Brand ingredients. It tasted worse that Home Brand cola.
Home Brand by Nezbit. November 29, 2004

ass-brand 

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.
Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!
ass-brand by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021