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Eggs Benedict 

The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.
"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time
Eggs Benedict by SteelBite November 13, 2011
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Bondage sex 

Kinky sex in which one person controls the other and has them tied up. Not to be confused with rape or even s&m.
A bondage sex story;

He led his girlfriend to a room with chains, leather, and rope and told her to tie herself up. He left, and waited. She tied her ankles together, then blindfolded and gagged herself, then buckled the collar and wrist straps and waited. He came in naked soon after, and stripped her. He saw the gag and thought it was to prevent oral penetration, and he was right. He tore it out of her mouth, slapped her ass over and over, and then plugged her mouth with his cock. He had her suck for as long as she could handle, all the while feeling immense pleasure, and cumming into her willing mouth. He then pulled her out by the collar and jammed the gag back in. She was sure at this point he was done, but he was not. After a few moments, she found herself ankles tied to the floor and wrists to the wall. Suddenly, she felt an urge in her pussy. He was there, hard as ever, and she pushed towards him. He at first teased her, pulling back, then out of no where plunged in, stroking with all of his great force. She was so wet and almost ready to orgasm. He was hard and about to burst with pleasure with her. With a final effort of masculine power and an indescribable feminine to match, the pair orgasmed together feeling the amazing sensation, glad to be sharing it with eachother. He made a few more strokes, and when he was totally spent, relaxed, the two breathing heavily as he untied her. The smiled and lightly kissed, and then fell asleep, still embracing eachother.
Bondage sex by Flavo(red) February 17, 2010

The Bond STD

The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.
Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!
The Bond STD by Hawx918 December 9, 2008

gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.
It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.

Benedict Cumberbatch 

An incredibly talented English actor of TV, film and theatre, known particularly for playing Stephen Hawking in 'Hawking', Paul Marshall in 'Atonement' and Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series 'Sherlock'. In addition to being spectacularly talented, he also has a gorgeous voice 'like a jaguar hiding in a cello', says adorable things like 'Oh crumpets!' when he wins awards, and is absolutely beautiful, ridiculously sexy and a genuinely lovely man.
I love Benedict Cumberbatch, he's so talented and I can't take my eyes off his beautiful face.
Derived from a term for slavery, Bondage has come to mean sexual slavery, particularly dealing with the simple practice of restraining one's parter to beds, posts, from ceilings, etc. Usually entails either rope (asian forms) or leather, chains, and other equipment specially designed for the purpose (western.)

Bondage considered a fetish, as enthusiasts generally prefer the thought or presence of a fully-clothed restrained partner to a fully nude and unrestrained partner.

Bondage is not to be confused with the more specific practices of B&D, the practice of restraining and then dominating, or humiliating a partner, or S&M, the practice of hurting one's partner in order to achieve sexual climax. Bondage enthusiasts generally prefer the more docile forms.
"Are you willing to try something? Can I tie you to the bed and try a little bondage play?"
The quintessential angry ex-child star. He's short, he's overbuilt and he's got an attitude.
That dude got me so aggro I went Bonaduce on him!
Bonaduce by moontrout September 26, 2005