Reddit Gold award

That thing you get when what you said was
very
funny

I got reddit gold award

by Fish money May 5, 2020

brand awareness

When a girl refuses to kiss you after you eat her pussy, regardless of what other nasty places your mouth has been that night. She might kiss you after you ate fish, smoked, or threw up, but never after you have dined on the Big Montana. This flavor choice raises serious questions about her personal hygiene.

After I go down on her, my girlfriend has brand awareness.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Hyper Field Awareness

A marked attribute of god-tier MMORPG PvPers. Integrating all aspects of a game's mechanics, and one's own superior mental and intelligence to dominate opponents in the field.

Woah, did you see that one CoM wipe out 6 SL bola-tamers?

Yeah, that alchy-dexxer has unparalleled Hyper Field Awareness.

by Spoojj April 26, 2019

National be-nice-to-Anwar Day

If you know a guy named anwar, you should be really nice to him on the first of December. As a traditional holiday, this day is officially recognized by the EU and therefore all EU-citizens must comply. Being nice includes: doing his laundry, giving him chocolate, cooking dinner for him, bringing him beer, giving him a nice hug, massaging his feet and giving him compliments. Other acts of kindness can be allowed, but only with explicit permission from anwar himself. Note: backhanded compliments that target his hairline are NOT allowed.

Hej jackie, I cant come over today, because it is National be-nice-to-Anwar Day and I am currently massaging his beautiful feet.

by Anwarsito November 28, 2019

Vitiello Award

An award that is given to the person who drinks entirely too much and ruins everyone else's fun. The person who is given a Vitiello Award is generally extremely obnoxious and often discharges a copious amount of vomit.

Person 1: Dude, did you see how drunk James was last night? He totally earned a Vitiello Award.

Person 2: Yeah, he was a douche. I think he even threw up that Grand Slam in the bathroom at Denny's.

by ChrisGrey October 8, 2011

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.

Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"

by Merchers February 2, 2010

Dumb Broad Awareness Day

December 22nd- A day where dumb broad pick up a book and learn something for once. So they can stop being so fuckin dumb.

Hey Luke did you know it’s Dumb Broad Awareness Day?

Oh no! We better go give Emily a book so she can fucking learn!

by smart broad December 21, 2020