If you know a guy named anwar, you should be really nice to him on the first of December. As a traditional holiday, this day is officially recognized by the EU and therefore all EU-citizens must comply. Being nice includes: doing his laundry, giving him chocolate, cooking dinner for him, bringing him beer, giving him a nice hug, massaging his feet and giving him compliments. Other acts of kindness can be allowed, but only with explicit permission from anwar himself. Note: backhanded compliments that target his hairline are NOT allowed.
Hej jackie, I cant come over today, because it is National be-nice-to-Anwar Day and I am currently massaging his beautiful feet.
by Anwarsito November 28, 2019