Allen Hamadock is effing AWESOME.
by gimmie dat twinkie son August 21, 2010

Alex Allen is someone who would blow any guy for a tenner.
She is a bit creepily obsessed with Ruach and Evie....but we won't speak abt that.
She is a bit creepily obsessed with Ruach and Evie....but we won't speak abt that.
by Another Fatherless Child August 21, 2022

Simon: I like that Lily Allen, she's well fit
Paul: Yeah, but I wouldn't go near here cos she'll think your a cunt and bite your cock off.
Paul: Yeah, but I wouldn't go near here cos she'll think your a cunt and bite your cock off.
by lilyfan87 July 20, 2006

iverson: (I-ver-suhn). 1. Verb. To pistol whip your wife while is unclothed, and throw her from the household in her naked state.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.
Even though Todd's wife was eight inches taller and forty-eight pounds heavier than him, he was a total Iverson and iversoned her.
by tenda June 4, 2005

by Pringles06 January 16, 2021

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

by DJ Paleface May 30, 2003
