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A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.

Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!

My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
Alan by Alfredo666 September 29, 2023
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A friend that never pays back, even if it’s their fault
“Nah i don’t wanna pay u” Alan states
Alan by yaboylamona September 30, 2023
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Alan is a homophobic beast
Wow that Alan really hates the gay dude
Alan by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023
A sexy sigma male.. all ppl love him and want to be him bc he’s just so cool. He definitely has 12 pack abs and is around 6 foot (talkin about his monster shlong) he’s probably 5’10 tho. He’s still sexy asf and all the Celebs want him but he’s really loyal to his gf.
Alan by Alphamale2334 November 21, 2023
A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.
“Alan is a nice person.”
Alan by Jtay23 January 24, 2024
Alan is an egg head, a very nice person tbh. Alan is a very important person in your life, if u have an "Alan" in your life u should be absolutely greatful. Alan is typically a very kind and nice person who acts like he's cold. If you are an "Alan" then u must wear skinny jeans. I love you joser 🤗
Alan by Goodfishbadmonkey January 1, 2024