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The Asshole of the Universe 

Hawkesbury, Ontario, Canada. Specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of 'nature reserve' to ward off the unwary of its true identity.
'What's that rancid stank, bro??'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'
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the ugly cry

The ugly cry is the kind of thing actors and actresses train for years to defeat. It involves your eyes getting puffy, red and bloodshot, your nose running off your face, your skin getting blotchy and red, and your facial features bunching up rather unattractively.
Girl 1: Oh God, who died?

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: I just saw Evelyn in the bathroom, doing the ugly cry in the corner. I just figured...
the ugly cry by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

shaking hands with the unemployed 

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

the UPS man 

someone who delivers either in the sack or in general
shit son...gadel is the UPS man

Third City of the UK

A small decaying mill town called Manchester which is INFERIOR to the UK's second city of Birmingham.
I come from Manchester the third city of the UK which is inferior in every respect to Birmingham the UK's second city.

Help the Urban Dictionary 

No thanks, I'm busy burning books.

The Unicorns 

The Unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light...which is good.
The Unicorns by Laura March 21, 2005