The Unicorns

band. Nicholas Neil Diamonds, Alden Ginger, J'aime Tambour and whomever they choose to initiate with secret celestial powers.

The Unicorns exploded into the international indie pop scene after releasing their second cd.

by ugly flower March 11, 2004

The Unicorns

A beautifully amazing indie band.

The Unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light...which is good.

by Laura March 22, 2005

Unicorning

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

We unicorned until the sun came up.

by Diamond Cutter (Pres) January 20, 2005

Unicorn

A common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat.

"We are interested in meeting other couples and single females" - The usual swinger couples interest.

We've met one or two unicorns in our time.

by G and T swing! October 25, 2017

Unicorn

A single piece of corn.

I ate a unicorn yesterday!

by Asamusay July 7, 2016

Unicorn

A Unicorn can refer to a man or a woman and is often used to describe the perfect catch or perfect partner. A Unicorn is a mythical creature, someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find. The term is often describing someone who is remarkably attractive (above a 7.9), but not at all batshit crazy, amazing at sex, and has a great personality. This definition is used more often to describe this scenario than in reference to LGBT themes. Gay or straight however you can be a Unicorn because you're beautiful, amazing, fuck like a god/goddess, not crazy as fuck, awesome to be around and even going somewhere with your life. Hot but down to earth? You may be a Unicorn. People will try to catch the Unicorn as if hoping to bring this magical energy in their life but the Unicorn knows only to reveal themselves to the worthy. This makes the encounter all the more magical because it's not a trick of the light it's a mystical mythical magical babe that makes you feel so lucky because you never thought you could find someone amazing as them. Careful, these folks can make the hard of heart easily fall in love.

What made you stop messing around with multiple ladies at once?

Man: Because I met a Unicorn. Her name is Lindsay.

Did you meet a Unicorn at the Gay bar tonight?

Cool gay guy: Yes I did, but it's not because they are gay, but because they are amazing.

What level of hotness and personality do you go for Sarah?

Sarah: Unicorn level.

Amy who is your favorite mythical creature?

Amy: John is.

You're girlfriend is crazy amazing!

Girl: I found out she's actually a Unicorn.

by LunaPhase January 8, 2017

Unicorn

That girl that you can't catch. Everything about her is so perfect (divine, if you will) getting with her is unfathomable. She is truly a blessing from God. Bumping into her on the sidewalk is a good day. Holding a conversation with her... you were probably dreaming. Anything beyond that - good luck. It takes time, effort, and a whole lot of persistency. But never give up; unicorns are said to be "uncatchable," but nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Under no circumstances, never ever, not ever, at no time, should you ever marry a girl who is not your unicorn... Unless you have some super square wheels, then you should look up the word "Swamp Donkey." Everyone has a unicorn; it's just a matter of spotting her and tracking her down. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes." Good will hunting boiiis.

"Dude, did you just see that broad? I think I just found my unicorn. Now how do I go about talking to her?"

“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my unicorn.”

by A Bro Tryna Catch His Unicorn February 12, 2012