springertainment

Lowbrow entertainment. Jerry Springer writ large. Watch the episode with the Kung Fu Hillbilly, you'll get the idea.

I'm turning on Jerry Springer, I want some springertainment.

by Frank Symptoms March 18, 2024

Springer

When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.

When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.

When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer

by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025

Splinter

Four or more turtles

Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026

Leak Springer

a person who wets the bed

Thomas: Wow my friend wet my bed.
Patrick: Yea, he is such a leak springer.

by PonchosSmellBad October 26, 2012

ol' springer special

Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.

"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"

by Steven Grand September 25, 2013

getting sprinted

When you have cell phone service through sprint and you can never get service or send texts or use the Internet cause their service is dog shit.

"My texts aren't sending, I'm sick of getting sprinted"

by Meag_ann November 22, 2014

banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016