Shmoop

Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.

"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."

by Weiner Water Soup July 19, 2017

shmooey

When you get a hollowed out pipe and stick it in the dirt then flick the dirt out of it.

Ay did you see me shmooey that guys windows

by Mr fatcrack August 19, 2017

Shmoodle

A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!

“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*

“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”

by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018

shmoop

n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.

v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.

"Thirsty Thursday was pretty crazy, it's going be shmoop-toberfest in my 8am psych class"

by genoman July 16, 2008

SHMOOSH

verb -- to squeeze, usu. the face of your da bubby; could be misinterpreted as something naughty

"I am going to shmoosh you like you've never been shmooshed before!"

by da bubbalub June 19, 2008

Shmood

To flater sarcastically

She shmood him when she told him he was cute in order to get a better price.
He was a shmuck to get shmood over by a pretty girl

by What the Fox said June 6, 2018

shmoff

a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult

1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff

by the infamous burninator and guy le douche April 22, 2004