Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 3, 2017

Shmooping

Verb. Used to describe the act of regularly sleeping with someone who is already married. In other words, describing the act of single guys who regularly fuck married bitches.

Yeah, she just got married last month. But they're still shmooping for sure - I saw her Camry parked in his driveway last night and her husband is outta town.

by mommy's little dancer October 25, 2010

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING) verb.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.

Shmooping is a horrible act that only crazy people do.

You’re just a shmooper!

by Ford_Superduty December 16, 2024

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING)

n. Usually used as an insult brainrot term

v. The act of munting while figging

You stupid Shmooper!

I’m really into Shmooping

by Ford_Superduty December 17, 2024

shmotting

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

by megvan May 15, 2017

Shmoovin

A word to describe vigorous, tactical or funky movements

Guy 1: Look at this dude at run the cops
Guy 2: Oh yeah he shmoovin

by BlazingHusk May 4, 2020