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an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing
Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex
by redgoat42 June 24, 2009
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having a smooch & having a coudle at the same time.
Aww. you'se are having a shmoodle! how cute.
by chompiie December 27, 2007
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To own our completely dominate something or someone.
Guy 1: Dude, i totally just shmoodled that test.

Guy 2: niiice!
by shmoodle9 January 17, 2012
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A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!
“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*

“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”
by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018
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