Shmoodle

v.The act of sucking up, flirting, Facebook Stalking, getting all over something, to be (or acting) gay. Usually what saprins do.

Don't shmoodle!

by Wordman on the track March 22, 2010

Shmoodle

an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing

Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex

by redgoat42 June 26, 2009

Shmoodle

To own our completely dominate something or someone.

Guy 1: Dude, i totally just shmoodled that test.

Guy 2: niiice!

by shmoodle9 January 30, 2012

Shmoodle

A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!

“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*

“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”

by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018

Shmoodled

To be drunk, blitzed, blasted, smashed, crunk, mussed up, turnt, trashed, plastered, shit faced, sloshed, and in all ways fucked up.

We got completely shmoodled last night on that bottle of Pink Whitney

by PattyBerz December 03, 2019

shmoodle

having a smooch & having a coudle at the same time.

Aww. you'se are having a shmoodle! how cute.

by chompiie January 10, 2008

Shmoodle

Well I didn't realise this became a word haha its my nickname my ex used to call back in 1997! Now it's also a dog breed omg 🤣🤣 my origin is sexual lol my sons dad used to kiss my neck from behind and say how bout you give up that smoo to me lol 🤣 then it became yo shmoodle,, on go! He was ex army always quoting army lines and then it was changed again its became the name for my VAGiNA haha he called it my shmoodleBERRY and of course he'd call me it in public to embarrass me it was my pet name for many many years now it's a dog breed, thats a classic.. Well its a cutesy name now y'all know what a shmoodleberry really is, Ironically not a dog breed at all haha.. 🐈 ⬛

Hey baby, I'll be your shmoodleBerry, omfg haha...

by Satan's Angel. December 22, 2021