squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

peach press

The female version of a teabag.

When playing halo Jeffery died so much that Amanda peach pressed his face.

by peachpressV2 February 22, 2013

Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.

This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle

Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.

by Townsend December 13, 2008

press the tit

For one to get a rapid move on.

Yo dude lets cut this shit and press the tit.

by Xsjado May 16, 2006