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buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations
a nigel version game fully employed cool
by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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nigels mums empathy

My son nigel is mentally disabled, but I still love him. I wish I never met his ugly father at the club
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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tranny african chasing nigel

straight male Nigel's who are turned on by male to female transsexuals. Tranny Chasers do not like men and are only attracted to african transsexuals because they look like women, especially the dreadlocked ones.
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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furry nigel

He isn't gay He's a tranny chaser , gays don't date women, they like guys.
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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