haggle

when someone keeps botherin u

damn girl, quit hagglin me!!

by DTP September 15, 2004

Merle Haggard

The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.

Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.

by chris t paine May 30, 2008

HAGGSTER

an old man or woman who coax's children into their lairs by offering them sweet sugary snacks such as worthers than brutally rub their crotch againt their bodies in an attempt to pleasure them selves.

"my god, that old haggster just offered me three worthers to get haggatised by that old slag"

"oh my god i just got haggathised by that old haggster"

"that old haggster man craven just pushed his boner againt my thigh"

by ROB N ZEN January 21, 2007

hagger

The term for the stance of a vehicle where the gap between the front fender and wheel is notably larger than that of the rear. This is the opposite of what is called "rake" where the rear gap is larger than the front.

That guy's honda has a huge amount of hagger. It's disgusting!

by Bagsley June 13, 2010

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003

haggy chuck

A young boy who sucks his thumb and geishes his blankey.

Jordan aka Haggy Chuck likes to smurf around all day long

by john888111 November 8, 2008

Haggard

Being energetic and having the ability to make others happy.

John is so haggard and it's addicting.

by BrandonBAwesome June 30, 2011