neeb

A neeb is a "super noob." A noob that surpasses the common noob in noobieness. Use when somebody really, really sucks and is pissing you off.

You neeb! Stop spawn camping and play the game!

by llamaboy772 September 22, 2006

neeb

a useful being, tall, dark, handsome. good for out drinking, out witting, and out doing you in about everything. he is out to get you, sucker

you have just been neebed.

by kelBhave November 19, 2007

neeb

The plural form of noob.
(Such as the plural of goose is geese.)

I hate those neeb over there, they beg for stuff all the time and ask stupid questions that I could care less to answer.

by Greenjer September 27, 2005

neeb

A person with a small penis.

Example 1)
"You're a neeb" -
"You have a small penis"

Example 2)
"That's neebish" -
"Your current manner is reminiscent of one who possesses a small penis"

by DukeSexington February 10, 2008

neeb

(n) Any person who acts drunk, stupid, or is just a general nuisance; an assh*le.
(v) to get drunk or act like an idiot.

neebed; neebish; neeber
Contraction of 'inebriate'.

Better pass this guy. He's driving like a neeb.

Q: What are you doing for St. Pat's?
A: Goin out to get my neeb on!

by joespagg March 19, 2006

neeb

Originating from Noob, Newb, Newbie, New player. When used in this term, It is an offensive statement.

"Hahahaz! Lolz!12 roflflz, I just pwnt d4t NEEB like a sizzy. LOLZ </3"

by Adam April 13, 2005

neeb

A word used by true computer game dependant people to describe someone who is new at an online game and doesn't yet really know how to play the way that the dependants do. While the dependants THINK that this is a mockery of the noob, this is truely a mockery of their own lame computer lives. A person who calls someone a neeb, is in NEED of a social life of any kind.

He shot his own guy then ran into a wall!
Yeah then I shot him to death!
He;s a total NEEB.

by Adam July 19, 2005