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Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
by jake4d April 27, 2010
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Growery

The 2nd coolest website and community ever.
Being banned from the Shroomery totally made me butthurt, but I'm all better now thanks to the Growery!
by BanezIsGay May 6, 2008
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4th grader

referring to the show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader." Someone who is a dolt.
Man Juan is a 4th Grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthday!
by Lovekraft December 15, 2008
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7th graders

7th graders are in a world of their own. Their hormones are finally kicking in they don't know what to do with them. They spend endless hours texting messages that could have been said in one simple phone call. They DATE someone for a week and are devasted when they break up. They rarely bathe unless reminded, wear the same hoodie for the whole school year, do not feel the need to bring a pencil to class EVERYDAY!They try every way to wear their pants except the correct way...sagging, skinny....They are always enthralled in some type of drama especially the girls. Boys don't know that they stink enough after gym class that they need deodorant and the girls use their periods to go to the bathroom way more than they should. They know way more about sex and drugs than I did in the 80's! Its an interesting breed yet I wouldnt teach any other age group.
example: 7th graders are like aliens
by leximom15 December 26, 2011
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Grover

A person from Lake Oswego Oregon that went to a elemtry school called River Grove. They ride BMX bikes, and drink energy drinks.
My friend is such a grover
by beynamtit December 6, 2009
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5th grader

10 year old virgins who fucking love fortnite to death and say boi to everything ever
me: uses app on phone
5th grader: boi
by fastcow August 20, 2018
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Kentucky Face Grader

An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.

On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.
by jt1224 September 7, 2009
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