grader

an eighth of an ounce

Can I get a grader of that weed? No way man. She's only selling halves.

by cherylinmemphis December 20, 2007

Grader Page

N1: a sadistic predatory animal of the mid-west who feasts on the anguish of the students for whom he grades. See Bastard.

N2: an inconoclast fascist grader in the OSU Computer Science Department.

N3: Satanic Ass Monkey

V: To be torturous, lame, and petty

N1: "I saw a rare Grader Page on Campus.....damn near gave me an F"

N2: "Grader Page makes the Nazis look like a bunch of sedated girl scouts."

N3: "What a Grader Page!"

V: "Man, that teacher Grader Page'd my ass despite the fact I acheived all of the requirements of the assignment."

by Justin Bucknutz March 9, 2004

Grader Box

While have sex in the missionary possion the male stands up, while still coupled, and punches the female in the stomach causeing her vagina to contract, then quickly backs up while she is stll clinched, like a tractor dragging a grader box

Matt: "Hey Troy, you owe me some new sheets
Troy: "Why is that?"
Matt: "I ripped through my sheets giving your mom a Grader Box, last night."

by fishermenrock September 20, 2012

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

Fifth grader

A group of people somehow smarter than fully grown adults

Fifth grader: What's 9 + 10?
Adult: ...

by anonym0u$e November 30, 2022

super 8th grader

A 9th grader, whom acts like they are still in 8th grade; immature, foolish, dumb

Upperclassmen 1: Girl did you see them freshman at lunch?
Upperclassmen 2: Yes, they was acting a fool!
Upperclassmen 2: That's why I call them some super 8th graders!

by MsPrissyPris July 17, 2014

7th grader

Coming from a current 7th grader

It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary

Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.

Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less

so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck

i don’t really have an example, sorry, im not good at explaining shit. don’t wanna confuse u guys
7th grader: omg drama is so cool

by lame_wannabe_emo_here September 22, 2019