fastcow's definitions

Chick-Fil-A

over rated as fuck

who needs a definition about chick-fil-a

by fastcow November 29, 2018

The inventor of school

A cruel, heartless, EVIL man that wasted many years of the lives of our young children. Not only that but you will get arrested if you make your child not have to go through what you've been through

The inventor of school is horace mann btw

by fastcow October 11, 2018

parents

the people stopping you from having a pet

what's that son? you want a pet bird? well, because it has the ability to produce waste and make noise, it is IMPOSSIBLE to take care of in my house
-parents

by fastcow October 11, 2018

Habbo

a boring ass game

who the fuck needs an example of habbo

by fastcow October 11, 2018

crunchyroll

Have you ever wanted to pay to get shitty anime that you can pirate? Well then use crunchyroll! now you can watch the same cookie cutter anime over and over! Also, dont forget to shove our website up people's asses saying how much you FUCKING LOVE IT! Also, offer some shitty free trial like it's Club Penguin Island

the average weaboo has a subscription to crunchyroll

by fastcow August 20, 2018

5th grader

10 year old virgins who fucking love fortnite to death and say boi to everything ever

me: uses app on phone
5th grader: boi

by fastcow August 20, 2018

Sell Out

99.9% of youtubers, even the good ones. Like holy shit get a fucking job

The actual defenition of sell outs is someone who forgets that they did their passion because they wanted to and now do it for money

by fastcow May 13, 2019