5th grader

10 year old virgins who fucking love fortnite to death and say boi to everything ever
me: uses app on phone
5th grader: boi
by fastcow August 20, 2018
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Eggy

some talking egg in a show with talking objects
remote: what is eggy doing
pen: i dont even know
remote: me neither
by fastcow February 17, 2018
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Habbo

who the fuck needs an example of habbo
by fastcow October 11, 2018
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ROBLOX.com

A stupid game that gets worse and worse every year. It has a crappy community, crappy updates, and crappy games. Half of the updates will last for a few years will get removed unless it involves money. Here is a last of things that were removed for no good reason:
tix
forums
guests
infinite friends
old logo
etc.
person 1: you wanna go on ROBLOX.com?
person 2: you mean that terrible excuse for a game?
person 1: yes
by fastcow January 23, 2018
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crunchyroll

Have you ever wanted to pay to get shitty anime that you can pirate? Well then use crunchyroll! now you can watch the same cookie cutter anime over and over! Also, dont forget to shove our website up people's asses saying how much you FUCKING LOVE IT! Also, offer some shitty free trial like it's Club Penguin Island
the average weaboo has a subscription to crunchyroll
by fastcow August 20, 2018
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parents

the people stopping you from having a pet
what's that son? you want a pet bird? well, because it has the ability to produce waste and make noise, it is IMPOSSIBLE to take care of in my house
-parents
by fastcow October 11, 2018
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