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Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
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clapton

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.
I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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Chayton

The chayton soared over the valley.
by TexMom February 5, 2010
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Clapton

to be an ultimate badass at something. to be amazingly good at what you do.
Oh yeah, he's like the Clapton of TV repair.
by Baron Crane July 2, 2006
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clapton

Eric Clapton.
Worshipped by many as a guitar god
....Clapton is god.....
by henry cannabis August 11, 2006
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Chayton

Chayton's are known as good people but are very aggressive when they're mad. Most chayton's are good at sports and are very romantic towards girls with an R in there names epesialy girls that start with the letter R. Chayton's are known for getting in trouble a lot but most of the time it's at school. Chayton's are people that like to say sweet things to people (mainly girls) that matter to them. Most Chayton's are fast and don't gain weight very fast. Chayton's always act like there not so tuff, but most Chayton's are the strong ones in a group of people.
Watch out lady's, here comes Chayton
by Ip pits over 9000 December 11, 2017
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Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton was born in Surrey, England, 30 March 1945. One of the finest blues guitarists of his generation. Played awesome guitar with The Yardbirds, John Mayall's Bluesbreakers (possibly some of his greatest work), and Cream. Other bands included the short-lived Blind Faith and Derek and The Dominos, before going solo with great success. Clapton's nicknames are "Slowhand", and even "God". Is a great player, but "greatest on the planet"? I dunno, he may not even be the greatest in Surrey (Jeff Beck grew up not too far from Clapton). Anyway, its debatable, but who wants to talk about music when you can be enjoying it instead?
1. Eric Clapton is a great guitar player, but what on earth does Roger Waters (also a great artist in his own right) have to do with anything?

2. Buddy Guy doesnt believe that you HAVE to be black to play the blues, neither did BB, Freddie and Albert, or Muddy Waters, so who the hell am I to argue with them?
by Malicious Matt September 26, 2005
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