soared 

Past tense off soar ; also know was soared

Dude my doodle is soared from banging that chick last night

soared by Who’s my daddy May 9, 2018

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

Nigger scared 

To be frightened and unsettled beyond comprehension.

Tina told James, that he was likely the baby daddy. He was nigger scared!

Nigger scared by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Scaredy-Cunt

"Scaredy-Cunt" - brilliantly provocative, derisive and OTT version of Scaredy-Cat for maximum encouragement to overcome weakness, inhibition and fear. Used by characters Melody and Lulu in the Big Talk Productions comedy drama "Crashing", 2016, created and written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

Colin: I am not going on a date with you.
Melody: Why not?
Colin: You'll eat me alive!
Melody: Maybe. You might like it. If you don't try we'll never know. Don't be a scaredy-cunt.

Scaredy-Cunt by Donbass Gurl July 6, 2020

marty im scared

A meme formed from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick Star invites his parents over to his home, only to later realize they aren’t his actual parents. Once discovering this, Patrick then yells at Janet and Marty, his “parents” he discovered to be imposters, forming this meme.

Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”

Janet: “marty, i’m scared”

Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.

news: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!! CONFIRMED!!!

me: marty im scared

marty im scared by tsmemories February 23, 2019

I'm Scared 

Something one bravely says to a trusted someone when confronting a biggest fear. And to face that fear (instead of running) and to honestly say "I'm Scared" can unexpectedly bring comfort.

"Dear God, I'm Scared."

"Doctor, I'm scared."

"I'm scared."

I'm Scared by no pain March 19, 2013