Sioux

One of the most awesome people you will ever meet. Truly unique.

"Damn I'm bored... hey, let's call Sioux!"

by Loreyn January 30, 2009

Sioux Valley Caesar

alcoholic beverage native to Manitoba Canada, consists of the beer of your choice (Bud Lite for example) and Clamato juice. Great beverage on a hot summer day, or for the "hair of the dog" beverage to cure a hangover...

Hey Jimmy wanna get together after work and slam back a few Sioux Valley Caesars?

by prairiegirl July 17, 2009

sioux-wright

When your crush performs oral sex on your friend, behind the portapotty at a party,
Then claims the guy drugged her.

The party was a dive until some filthy ho offered to give me a sioux-wright.

by WetSinceTuesday November 18, 2017

Sioux City Car Wash

The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.

Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash.

by Johnny M. Smith July 2, 2005

Sioux City

City in Iowa which is small by most standards but large by Midwest standards (100k metro).

Driving though Siouxland along I-29 you will be met with: statue of chief War Eagle, big green bridge, Missouri River, dirt cliff with houses about to crumble and fall 100+ ft, eternal construction, downtown, Floyd monument.

Also called Sewer City, because it smells disgusting thanks to the wastewater treatment facility, slaughterhouse, and fertilizer plant, all strategically placed right next to the interstate. Slaughterhouse was torn down a few years ago, cutting down on the swampy death scent.

Home to several distinct neighborhoods across three states:

-Abysmal half empty downtown (IA)
-ghetto west side (IA)
-ghetto riverside (IA)
-semi ghetto north side (IA)
-Morningside (IA)
-Hamilton Heights/country club (IA)
-Singing hills (IA) home to craphole mall yet has worst traffic in town
-Sergeant Bluff (IA)
-South Sioux City (NE) home of large Hispanic population and recently East African immigrants
-Dakota City (NE) new home of slaughterhouse

-North Sioux City (SD) where you can hit the slots while buying liquor and pumping gas at the same establishment

-Dakota Dunes (SD) richest area with plenty of golf

Redeeming qualities include: Missouri River, Stone State Park, Hard Rock, La Juanita’s, El Fredo’s pizza, Saturday in the Park.

Siouxlander: yeah I’m from Sioux City
Person from Omaha, Sioux Falls, etc: you live in The Sewer? Yikes!
Siouxlander: hey it’s not THAT bad!

by philswift December 31, 2018

Sioux City Pretty

A person, a woman normally, that is very plain looking, but is deemed prettier than what she is due to the other people around her.

He said his wife was smoking hot, but turns out she was only Sioux City Pretty.

With all the obese around, she came out looking really Sioux City Pretty.

by PinkiePiePony August 29, 2010

Sioux City

If cancer was a physical place you could visit, this would be it. Also known as "Sewer City" the "Dirty Sioux" and "The Sux" among others. It's filled with methheads, deadbeats and in the middle of fucking nowhere with literally nothing to do.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Sioux City

Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that

by KCPole95 July 30, 2017