Rusty Blumpkin

To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.

My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.

by Rod Cocksman March 21, 2009

Reverse Blumpkin

All the other definitions have it wrong. You are all thinking of the Inverted Blumpkin in which the female poops and sucks dick.

The Actual meaning of a Reverse Blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and poops while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her pussy.

Girlfriend: Hey I'm taking a shit, come eat me out.

Boyfriend: You want me to give you a Reverse Blumpkin?

Girlfriend: Yes.

by Gundament2 November 9, 2012

blumpkin party

3 or more blumpkins taking place in ajoining bathroom stalls

that blumpkin party was epic!

by DDP March 23, 2005

Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.

Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!

by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009

Golden Blumpkin

To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!

Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey

by DankOregon March 28, 2009

Fuzzy Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin whilst cutting the giver's hair.

Because she had no money to pay for the haircut, she paid with a fuzzy blumpkin.

by John Butz & Meghan Kay August 18, 2004

Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006